Hello, and welcome to yet another Biz Book Friday! This one’s a bit late because I’m feeling under the weather. Hope you enjoy it nonetheless. There are, of course, many more to choose from — on, admittedly, more serious, actionable topics. Today I’m feeling philosophical.
All my favorite authors are dyed-in-the-wool humanists. You get the feeling from their words that they’ve looked at all of humanity… and they’ve seen the punchline. They’re laughing, even while their hearts encompass the whole world.
Terry Pratchett certainly fits that description.
In the Discworld, witches stand for stalwartness, doing what needs to be done, thinking what needs to be thought — and seeing what’s really there.
And so, today’s Biz Book Friday, I present to you excerpts from Wee Free Men, wherein our young hero (a 9-year-old dairy maid named Tiffany Aching) finds herself to be a witch.
But really, the lessons she learns apply to everything.
On the way that the world looks at competent, successful people:
People tended to leave Tiffany alone. There was nothing particularly cruel or unpleasant about this, but the farm was big and everyone had their jobs to do, and she did hers very well and so she became, in a way, invisible.
I truly believe that one of the biggest diseases infecting smart, competent people today is the belief that being smart and competent and good at your job is good enough to get you noticed. That they are, somehow, expecting more — and succumbing to anger & bitterness when more fails to arrive.
On the magical school for witchcraft:
“Can I go there by magic? Does, like, a unicorn turn up to carry me there or something?”
“Why should it? A unicorn is nothing more than a big horse that comes to a point, anyway. Nothing to get so excited about,” said Miss Tick.
I swear this is not wear my slay-the-unicorns ideology comes from… but I wouldn’t mind if it did. (In a way, this awesome series of books is the anti-Harry Potter. I know which I’d read to any innocent, unsuspecting child in my care.)
On the way that life tests you before you’ve got any business being tested:
“The thing about witchcraft,” said Mistress Weatherwax, “is that it’s not like school at all. First you get the test, and then afterward you spend years findin’ out how you passed it. It’s a bit like life in that respect.”
As in life, so in business.
On the necessity of first principles for survival:
The one thing in her bag that might have made anyone suspicious was a very small, grubby booklet entitled An Introduction to Escapology, by the Great Williamson. If one of the risks of your job is being thrown into a pond with your hands tied together, then the ability to swim thirty yards underwater, fully clothed, plus the ability to lurk under the weeds breathing air through a hollow reed, count as nothing if you aren’t also amazingly good with knots.
As in life, so in the marketplace.
On writing benefits into your marketing copy:
THE WONDERS OF PUNCTUATION AND SPELLING:
1. ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY ABOUT THE COMMA!
2. I BEFORE E COMPLETELY SORTED OUT!
3. THE MYSTERY OF THE SEMICOLON REVEALED!!!
4. SEE THE AMPERSAND! (SMALL EXTRA CHARGE)
5. FUN WITH BRACKETS!
Although, if you’re a student of mine, you know that even this enlivening take on grammar doesn’t go far enough.
On (not) giving people what they want:
Footnote on ‘misfortune telling’: Ordinary fortune-tellers tell you what you want to happen; witches tell you what’s going to happen whether you want it to or not. Strangely enough, witches tend to be more accurate but less popular.
The thing about business is that it is, primarily, about business. When you try to sell something people don’t want, well, you’re shit outta luck. That doesn’t mean you should, for example, go tell lies instead of true fortunes. It means that maybe you’re not cut out for the fortune telling business in general.
Til next time!
Read deep and enjoy.





