30×500


14
Dec 11

Dealing with the Emotional Turbulence of your Launch

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The voices in my head have reached a fever pitch. It must be launch time.

Launching is an emotional game.

It’s so easy to construct elaborate stories about how this or that detail will lead to terrible failure or runaway success. It’s constant. Fully detailed worlds erected by nothing but imagination.

I’m in the midst of launching Hiring Gold. Hiring Gold is an infoproduct that teaches founders & small business owners an 8-week system for hiring awesome people.

My official ship date is December 19th.

It feels like I’ve been working on this forever, but it’s been about four months in reality.

Self-Sabotage, the Launcher’s Lament

I’m confident that Hiring Gold is a great product. I know it works because it’s a process I’ve used a bazillion times.

And yet… I keep sabotaging my progress. It’s like I have a secret hope for failure so I can go back to my humdrum existence!

Here’s an example of a boneheaded thing I did last week. I nearly published a landing page written in the “royal we.”

You know that thing, when micro-business owners try to pretend they’re bigger by saying “we”? I almost pulled that douchebaggy move myself. “We” did this and “we” did that, so listen to “us.”

I’m embarrassed to even mention this. I don’t know what I was thinking. My business is me. It’s just a lie to make it seem like anything different.

And here’s where I have to thank Amy for pointing out the big giant unicorn in the room. This is what she wrote to me:

Little companies don’t get anywhere by pretending to be big companies. There’s little worse than deciding to go with a little guy only to be treated as if you were going with a big guy…impersonal language, posturing, etc.

Most people WANT to buy from people they can know and understand. So by shielding yourself behind fake “we” you are undermining your message.

And you know what? She’s right. I KNOW this.

I wasn’t thinking, after all. That poor decision I almost made? ALL ABOUT FEAR.

Fear of taking the full responsibility for what I’m putting out into the world. Fear of the failure or success of Hiring Gold being on my shoulders alone. Fear of letting people down. Fear of being vulnerable. Fear of playing too small.

The Lizard Brain at Work

This is why launching is such an emotional game.

It’s so easy to construct elaborate stories about how this or that detail will lead to terrible failure or runaway success. Fully detailed worlds erected by nothing but imagination.

When you’re pinning your livelihood on a product, the lizard brain rears its ugly head. The lizard brain pleads for the safer option. It tells you to forget all this launch stuff and go take a nap.

But then where would you be? Without a launch. Without a product. Without a business.

A Plea for Balance

I’m learning that the trick to keeping an even keel is keeping those conversations with myself to a murmur.

Here are three things that are keeping me sane, tips I have to repeat to myself:

  1. Persevere. It sounds simple but just keep going. Don’t abandon your product. You’ll want to stop and go hide in a hole somewhere at least once a week. Be methodical about ticking off small to-dos, one at a time, and keep going even when you really really REALLY don’t want to.
  2. Keep good people around. Value people who tell you the truth (like Amy). Keep them close throughout the launch process. Having people you trust who are forthcoming (even if it hurts) helps to prevent self-sabotage and will hold you accountable. As soon as you tell others your plans, it is exponentially more likely that they’ll actually get done.
  3. Ignore the muck. Know that all the emotional stuff flying around your brain is just that: stuff. It’s meaningless. What matters is the doing. Getting your product out there will be different than any scenario you can imagine, good or bad, so put a cap on the dreams and get to work on your launch!

As I launch Hiring Gold, and as I get started on my next product for founders, The Underground Lab, the conversations in my head are beginning to feel less urgent. As things go on, I find it easier to resist the imaginary trip my ego is leading me on.

Does this mean I’ll have less emotional muck to contend with as I get more comfortable with the launch process?

Probably not. After all, you can’t run a meaningful business without actual meaning.

Editor’s note: This is a great cliffhanger! But from my experience, launching definitely gets easier. Thanks, Scott!

This guest post by Scott McDowell, an expert on designing organizations and a 30×500 alum (Summer 2011). His first product, Hiring Gold, is designed to help you hire awesome talent… and not have to learn the (very very) hard way.


26
Oct 11

The 5-part 30×500 Taste Test (SOLD OUT!)

SOLD OUT – CLASS IN PROGRESS!

The Product Revolution is Coming!

Hey there, sexy.

As you probably know, I’ve got a launch on right now for the 3rd round of my 30×500 Launch Class — aka, the coolest, most bullshit-free, most hilarious, most systematic way ever to start & launch your first product.

(The class is small & intimate, with only 75 seats. As of right now, there are 19 14 0 seats left. Woo woo!)

You also probably know that I’m not just into all this *waves hand at entrepreneurship stuff* for the money. I’m on a mission.

So, when I think about how I should market 30×500, I ask myself:

How can I market and reach my ideal audience, while also furthering my mission in general? How can I market in such a way that even just my marketing will help smart, creative people learn how to create products? How can I use my marketing alone to help folks break free from being used to create wealth for the people with money — bosses, clients — and use those crazy skills to create wealth for themselves?

The answer is obvious:

Give some of the awesomeness away. Give it to the world — for free.

Which, I’m gonna be honest with you, is fucking scary. On several levels.

But I didn’t go through everything I’ve gone through to create my business, and my life, just to shy away from doing something good just because it’s scary. If I lived every day just to maximize every penny, I would be a miserable, miserable girl. Luckily, in my experience, doing what I love (helping people!) with a mindset of “I can afford to give” makes everything better.

Now, there’s so much of 30×500 that I can’t give away. 30×500 is an intense project.

I spend a huge amount of time each class helping you, my student, personally with your product concepts — and the pitches you’ll use to sell ‘em. (And occasionally dispensing a corrective kick in the pants.)

That level of personal attention simply doesn’t scale beyond the folks actually in my class.

But what I can do is give away a few lessons. In the hopes that you’ll find them useful even without the structure of a regularly scheduled class, group chats, and lively mailing list.

So here they are! Free stuff abounds.

Your Tasting Menu: 5 lessons, 1 video

First, start with what the Austrians call “a greeting from the kitchen” — a little pre-appetizer appetizer. Then the appetizers. Followed by the first main course, second main course, and dessert.

Taste away:

  • Setting the Stage: the first 3 lessons from 30×500 (a manifesto, if you will)
  • Worldviews Rule, Niches Drool: why marketing is sooo much more than niches, and a workbook that’ll help you bake that understanding into every aspect of your future product (words, colors, design, features)
  • Pain Killers: an intense workbook to help you identify rich opportunities to “mine the pain” — to figure out where your customer hurts, and how to help him
  • Stacking the Bricks: can ruthless pragmatism rev you up? this video will prove it to you — the premise is that 8 years ago, 37signals had no products, & now they have millions in revenue (a month!). This video’s about the path they took, and how you can apply that to your path.

Yummm.

One Last Word: Before You Dive In…

Don’t just right-click this stuff and let it rot in your Downloads folder.

Oh yeah. I know you do that. I do that too. Get all excited for the smorgasbord of delicious content. So excited you gorge on it like a hyperactive hummingbird, jumping around from PDF to PDF without ever settling down long enough to absorb & use it.

That’s a huge part of why, when you take 30×500, the lessons are metered — they come out on a schedule, and there are deadlines for homework, and regular group discussions.

But seriously. Don’t waste this stuff.

Download it, and take the time to carefully read it. Ideally more than once. Print the workbooks out. Actually do them. Actually watch the video, in its entirety.

These lessons will help you kick total ass, if you’ll just give yourself the time.

Finally: The Goodies!

Download away, friend! I’ve broken the goodies up into the sections (appetizers, first main course, second main course, and dessert) I joked about above.

Enjoy.

Appetizers: Get Psyched, Get Your Head Screwed On Right

First, the first three lessons from 30×500. They’re all about the mistakes & missteps & suffering that we all suffer on the rocky path to profitable-product-owner-hood.

You know, that whole cycle: you wake up energized, eureka! You’ve found your great idea. It has such promise. You know that this time, it’ll work. You’ll make money. You’ll achieve your financial goals. You’ll be able to build the life you want.

But it never works out.

Why not?

Read these lessons — and you’ll slap yourself in the forehead and wonder why you didn’t think of it before:

It’s kinda obvious in retrospect, isn’t it?

Worldviews: Everybody’s Got One & You Need to Know Em

I hate niches. When you get into business, you can’t swing a cat without being told you have to find a niche.

What the hell’s up with that?

Obviously you know what a niche is: a group of people defined by slots and numbers, like middle-aged housewives, young men with disposable income and technical skills between the age of 18 and 35, white Republicans with an income of $70,000 to $100,000, new mothers, cat fanciers, Rails developers, web designers. Blah blah blah.

And there’s the problem. Those people may share a demographic, but they don’t think the same. They don’t value the same things. They don’t look at the world the same way. They don’t buy the same way.

Niches-ism doesn’t respect the way people actually buy.

On the other hand, Worldviews — and the 3 Laws of Customer Physics — do. Learn to spot Worldviews, and you’ll save yourself so much heartache, like when you try to sell to people whose worldview will prevent them from buying. (So sad!)

And your understanding of Worldviews will also answer that age old question: Does design matter? (The answer is: it depends on what worldviews your potential customers have.)

In short: this lesson is vital. Don’t miss it. Download it now:

(This taste test lesson also includes a lot of background on the other stuff you’ll learn in 30×500. As you’ll see, the lessons build on each other.)

Pain Killers: Everybody Hurts… So Make & Sell a Soother

You know that REM song, “Everybody Hurts”?

It’s not that different from that Buddhist saying, “Life is suffering.” Which is, if you ask me, is a sentiment with an unfairly bad rap.

To be human is to hurt. That’s just kinda the way it is.

And one of the best ways to make a profit while helping people is to kill their pain. Either take away the pain, or transform it into enjoyment and even joy.

But… other than just trying to spot a “problem” to solve, how the heck do you know which pains exist? Which pains to tackle? Which pains you can fix most awesomely? Which would be profitable?

That’s what this next lesson is about.

When you take 30×500, there are a bunch of lessons between the beginning 3 I already sent you, and this bad boy.

First off, you learn how to pick an Audience to investigate. Then how to find them, and learn from them. Figure out if they’re your ideal customers — or not. How hard it will be to sell. What they need.

You collect all kinds of crazy raw data.

Then you do THIS lesson, lesson 13. (And lesson 12, which is similar, but about money.)

This lesson guides you through, step-by-step, sifting thru that data and squeezing insight out of it. And what do you get at the end? Delicious juice?

No! An infinite number of potential product concepts. As many as you could ever want.

This is part of the awesome process that is 30×500: pick, gather, apply rules, apply a system, apply effort, and BAM!! Results.

Dessert: From Lowly Peon to Rich & Famous

You know 37signals? Of course you do. You know how many products they had when they started out 8 years ago?

Zero.

You know how they got from zero, to millions of dollars of revenue a month? The same way you will get from zero to the income you want.

They did it by Stacking the Bricks. So did just about everybody else you see who’s successful. In this video, I dissect the product career paths of 37signals and 4 other smaller companies (including moi). And turn it into a lesson you can use.

Other Things You Learn in 30×500

I’m not joking when I call this set of lessons a tasting menu. They are only a taste. There is SO much more.

Take 30×500, and you’ll learn:

  • how not to fail (based on my outline of 14 failure patterns!)
  • how to start with an audience
  • how to find your audience’s watering holes so you can:
  • understand & analyze them
  • market to them
  • how to do guerilla market research — for free
  • what to look for:
  • how can you ensure you don’t fail before you even start?
  • how do you pick an audience that you can easily sell to?
  • who will be good customers?
  • and how to mine that raw data for product concepts — as many as you like
  • and then how to turn those product concepts into persuasive pitches you can use to market your product before you make it
  • how to pick the best product concept for your needs (AND theirs)
  • how to flesh out a tiny product concept with great detail
  • how to break down that concept into a tiny, shippable atom
  • how to plan to build that atom with the time & resources you ACTUALLY have (you know: on the side, after your day job!)
  • how to combat & conquer featuritis
  • how to speak your customer’s language
  • how to price for value… and conquer pricing fear
  • how to write your sales letter
  • how to launch

This is meaty stuff. It’s theory and it’s practice. It’s actionable. It’s in-depth. It’s ways to think about biz that you can use forever, and in many different kinds of projects.

(Alumnus @adambrault just told me he used 30×500 concepts to organize his first conference!)

That’s what you’ll learn in 30×500. And you won’t be alone.

What Else You Get: A Recipe for Kicking Ass

Okay. Take all that stuff above. Think about it. Think about what you want. Do you want to create financial freedom for yourself? Do you want to be able to say “no” to a day job, or client work — possibly even forever? Do you believe that creating value, & selling directly with the folks who benefit from that value, is the way to do that?

Awesome. We’re totally on the same page.

Now ask yourself, What if I could have…

  • Step-by-step help implementing this system?
  • Personal advice from someone who’s been there, & done it, over and over? (hint: me! and I don’t pull punches!)
  • The support of a lively community of nearly 200 people who’ve taken the class before me… and another 74 taking it with me?
  • Custom courseware — a true action center! — to help me keep my butt on track?
  • Access to all that stuff… fooooreeeeverrr?

Oh yeah. I haven’t really mentioned that last part, have I?

30×500: You can check in, but you can never leave! Just kidding.

You get access to the alumni group – forever. The lessons – forever. Free updates to those lessons (and new lessons!) – forever. The custom courseware – forever.

Plus, if you ask nicely, I’ll answer your biz questions even after class is over ;) Just ask @edavis10 how often we’ve talked about his products since he took the first class nearly 2 years ago.

You really can’t beat this package for structure, sense, and support — certainly not at the price of 1 credit hour at a serious university.

SOLD OUT

So: seriously. The Early Bird ends today. The base ticket prices goes up $100. And there are 16 14 seats left as of this morning this evening.

If you plan to attend, book now

Aaaaand: Merry Christmas! Since you went through all this, I’m gonna toss you a bone. A $100 bone, to be exact.

Use this coupon to save another $100: SMART100

Not Sure?

Remember: if you aren’t sure if the class is for you, just drop me an email. I’ll tell you if it’s not right for you.

That’s the reason I offer a 100% money-back guarantee: I want you to succeed.

And, thanks

Thanks for sticking with me for all these words. I hope you enjoy the sample lessons. Use them in good health!

And I’ll see you in class.


25
Oct 11

Why I Pass Up $1,450 – & Turn Away Prospective Students

Believe it or not, I turn away students for my 30×500 Product Launch Class all the time.

That sounds kinda crazy, doesn’t it? Here I have somebody trying to give me a fistful of hundreds, and what do I tell them? Oooh yeah, fork it over!? No. I tell them to keep it.

Why? It’s in my best interest — and theirs.

Case Study: Consumers are Death?

Today I got an email from somebody who’s interested in taking my class. He wrote:

Hi Amy!

Your 30×500 offer is really good. My web developer said it’s the best copywriting he has seen.

One thing that stood out for my case.:

(NOTE: It is not for you, however, if you are in love with & committed to serving a consumer audience, such as hobbyists, yoga teachers, musicians, etc! That way danger lies, and 30×500 is about skirting around the danger & ensuring your success!)

My blog [redacted] is about proactive health for concerts and travels. I will offer some guides and classes etc…

I understand that Musicians are a tricky target to go towards. (I will be going especially to all creatives involved in that world)

But to the point for you to exclude anyone who is thinking about taking your class!

Could you explain to me why?

Yep, as you guessed, I could.

Here’s what I wrote back:

Yep: Consumers Are Death

Here’s the reason: selling to consumers is the second best way to kill your business. The first best way is to never start your business to begin with.

Selling to consumers requires a zillion other skills that most people simply don’t have.

You cannot sell simply, based on value — e.g., “pay x and earn y!” — because consumers aren’t going to earn money from what you do. You cannot charge a lot, for the same reasons. And consumer support is worse — they are pickier, more demanding, and less professional.

On the other hand, if you can master cool, and sex, and fashion (or maybe manipulating fears & guilt), then you can sell to consumers easily. But…

The people who most reliably, comfortably, & happily pay are businesses. That could mean anybody from “a person who makes and sells custom jewelry” to “a freelance developer” to “a 5-person consulting firm.”

The point is, they have an upside. They are constantly thinking about money, and about earning more money, spending less, and having a smoother, more enjoyable time — 40 hours+ a week.

I’m not saying it’s impossible to sell to consumers — but it is a major strike against you from the outset. It’s like deliberately picking a bad hand when you play poker. Who would do that on purpose?

That’s why I don’t “allow” my students to do it: my job is to give them as many chances for success as possible.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t try to nip that in the bud.

Footnote: It’s Possible

Of course, many folks have made a great living selling to consumers.

But that can be like a selection bias. Obviously, if millions of people are trying, some will succeed. But most won’t. It’s far more fool-proof to sell to business.

When you sell to consumers, you have to be better at writing and design — because consumers hold more tightly to their hard-earned cash. It helps, too, if you’re especially talented at capturing the zeitgeist and spotting trends.

And in case you were tempted to say, “But APPLE…” — well, Apple is special. I wouldn’t bet on any plan that requires me to be Steve Jobs.

Do you love tough love? Do you wanna make a product you can sell easily to small biz? Welllll, you might enjoy my 30×500 Product Launch Class. Just don’t try to use it to sell to consumers!


24
Oct 11

The Truth about Success – Brick by Brick

Scene: Last Thursday, at a big round table in a — no joke — Portugese-Chinese fusion tapas joint, sealed off from the rest of the room by beaded curtains made of brass. At the table, a bunch of geeks eating finger food and shootin’ the shit.

It was, in a way, a business round table. (As well as an actual round table.)

The folks I was dining with run a hybrid consulting/product business, like Thomas & I did before we quit consulting. (Though these guys are a hundred times better at consulting than we are.)

Now, what you need to know is that these are great guys. Guys I’ve chatted with before about products. Guys who’ve inspired me.

One of them told me that I am brave — brave for what?

For putting our biz numbers out there. For talking about this stuff. For my dedication to drawing back the curtain.

I thanked him, of course. What a compliment.

I’m Not Brave…

But, the fact is, I’m not brave. I’m angry.

I’m angry that the vast majority of tech biz content is so much tabloid nonsense.

I’m angry that the stories we’re assaulted with every day are statistical anomalies and nothing more.

I’m angry that it’s become an assumption that “success” means getting a big fat investment, not turning a profit. That success means founding your own company in order to determine your own destiny, then happily become an employee again when some megacorp snatches you up.

I’m angry that nobody is willing to point out the obvious, dirty truth: when you can’t fund your own projects, you are at the mercy of the money men. And the money men do not have your best interests at heart.

Most of all, I’m angry that because of all of this, it’s almost impossible to learn what it makes to build a business from nothing, on the side, to profitability.

Don’t Get Mad… Change Stuff

So, I’ve decided to do something about it.

I aim to remind everyone that successful, bootstrapped product businesses are far more common (and far more natural!) than hockey sticks and big exits. And to show folks how it’s done.

So, I blog. I give interviews (see that sidebar). I name numbers. I tweet.

And I teach a deep, involved, pragmatic 3-month course that encompasses just about everything I’ve learned from launching my own successful, profitable products.

Stacking the Bricks

Below is a video lesson from my 30×500 Product Launch Class.

It’s called Stacking the Bricks, and it’s a no-nonsense look at how 5 businesses got started, and how they grew — including a couple famous businesses, a couple nascent ones, and mine.

This video lesson is part reality check, part battlecry, part kick in the pants. It is ruthlessly practical, and it’s an investigation of patterns and systems.

Based on feedback from folks who’ve watched it, I can tell you: It’s worth your time. Make it happen. (And let it load, because it doesn’t stream.)

Watch it now, here, or download it. Rip the audio and listen to it on your commute. Just don’t fave it for later, because we both know that means never.

Click here to download the MOV file

It’s 43 minutes long, and there’s a blip in the audio part way through. (Sorry about that, but it’s too important to get out there, rather than waiting forever to re-record.)

Ready to Make Your First Brick?

If you’re a designer or a developer who dreams of having an independent income made by selling products directly to the people who use them…

…if you’re not sure where to start, or how to get over the problems that have plagued you every time you have started…

… if you’d sleep easier if you knew how to drum up customers before you ever put pencil to paper or code to git…

Then my 30×500 Launch Class may be just the kick in the pants you need.

A kick in the pants followed up by sensible, actionable advice and a process (with workbooks! so many workbooks!) you can implement yourself. And, when you join, you get access to a community of nearly 200 alumni as well as your fellow students.

This video is just one of many useful, butt-kicking, inspiring lessons in my 30×500 Product Launch Class… and I’m adding more all the time. This lesson, specifically, is an accompaniment to the heavily action-oriented, workbook-based lessons. 30×500 helps you understand the why as well as implement the how.

Tickets are on sale now. (As of writing, there are just over 20 left.)

Oh, and: the price goes up by $100 in just a couple days.

Learn more now. Grab your seat before the price goes up.


13
Oct 10

Tickets are now on sale!

Yep, that’s right: it’s 6:30pm in my neck of the woods and the 75 tickets for the 30×500 Launch Class are now on sale.

You’ve read the details page, right? That lists exactly what the class is, how it works, what you get, how much it costs, and my extremely generous refund policy? Good. As long as you’ve read that, you’re ready!

Ready? Steady? Awesome: Book your ticket now.

I have absolutely NO idea how long it will take these to sell out. So, if you’re committed to the idea, please don’t delay.

Last-minute Super Brief FAQs

Questions I’ve received by email are in bold! My answers are obviously sassy, and brassy, but not bold as such. Not typographically, anyway.

  1. Errr, I have this other thing that will eat up all my time for half of the course. In November, or January. Should I take the class now? No! I want you to succeed. You can’t succeed if you can’t spend the time on it. I’ll run another class in the spring, please wait for that.
  2. Um, I don’t have an idea for a product yet. Is that okay? Absolutely. You’re the target market, my friend. The class is for you.
  3. I already have a product I am very committed to, is the class for me? No. Not unless you’re having such a hard time with it that you’re ready to accept that you may need to scrap it and start fresh. If your product is actually doing okay, then especially no. This is a launch class, not a post-launch class. (I want to do a post-launch class, but it’s not ready yet. Email me if you’re interested.)
  4. I already have an idea I’m thinking about, but it’s not, like, engraved in stone & signed with blood yet. Is the class for me? Yes! The class is made for you. You’ll learn a lot about how to evaluate that idea, and make sure you succeed with it. You may even discover that your idea isn’t going to do the trick to help you create a successful business. That would be a bit hard, but a Very Good Thing, saving you lots of time and pain, and potentially earning you lots of cash.
  5. Following question 3… what do you mean, I might find out I’ve done things the wrong way round, and have to start over? Yeah, it happens. That’s business. You can’t reach the magic of $30 a month x 500 customers if you’re not willing to examine your efforts in light of better evidence. If that makes you vomit with fear or recoil in horror, then the class is not for you.
  6. Do you have a payment plan or a way to pay other than PayPal? Sorry, not this time! Too much overhead for me.
  7. Is this my last chance? Will there ever be another 30×500 Launch Class? There will be more. I’ll start another in the spring/summer. Never fear!

Any more questions? Email me.

Book your ticket now!


13
Oct 10

The deal: 30×500 Launch Class, Splained

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So, ladies and gentlemen, deal with the 30×500 Launch Class:

Is the class right for me?

Are you a developer or a designer with developer-y skills? Or are you excited to make a non-software product, like ebooks, templates, or screencasts? The class is for you.

When is it?

30×500 Launch Class is 4-month online class with a 1-month break (December off).

That means class is in session during November, January, February & March.

Wait, I need to be online for FOUR MONTHS?

That would be hell on the metered bandwidth, amirite?

The Launch Class isn’t a full-time online class, it’s a program of razor-sharp lessons, workbooks and diagrams, and support. So you can get into the good stuff at any time of day, and you (mostly) don’t even need broadband.

Tell me what it’s about, exactly!

You know, all that shit you need to know, understand, change your thinking about, conquer, and incorporate into your daily life? Habits, skills, ways of thinking that will get you to success? Yeah, it’s that.

This is what you’ll do in the 30×500 Launch Class:

  • Get your head on straight. Think about this from the right angle and soooo many things will line up right for you. You’ll increase astronomically your chance of making the magical $30×500 formula work for you.
  • Develop a product concept that will sell from the get-go. You’ll learn how, from identifying the best places to plant yourself, to how to track specific sources of leads on the Customer Safari.
  • Plan to win. Take that concept and trim it to the bare essentials. Learn how to avoid and conquer the ever-present fear that leads to featuritis.
  • Win through planning. Then you’ll learn exactly how to take those bare essentials and turn it into an achievable plan, and work through your plan, in a surprising and effective way.
  • Panic. Freakout. Burnout. Lack of time. Procrastination. Day Job blues. You’re going to have them — it pretty much can’t be avoided. You’ll learn how to deal with them, with a couple techniques you’ve almost surely not come across before. Quite a few folks have had epiphanies with this one.
  • Understand why people really buy, using the Laws of Customer Physics. Why niches drool but worldviews rool. How to avoid trying to pitch to the utterly wrong audience, and how to speak to the right one.
  • Learn how to fix it when you fuck up. Seriously, cuz you will. (I fuck up at least twice a week.)
  • Price like a badass, because pricing right is the act of a hero. And there’s a logic to it, and the logic is not “my gut quaked when I wrote down the dollar signs.” You’ll learn why your urges for low pricing are not only counterproductive and unprofitable, but unfair to your customers. And what to do about it.
  • Write your sales page. Yes, this could really be a whole course in and of itself. Maybe soon it will be. But for now, it’s just part of the deluxe package… for you.
  • Secure customers even before you launch. You may not be able to launch your product before the course is out — sometimes these things need more time — but you will leave the course knowing exactly how to launch to immediate sales.

You will, in short, be excited, armed, girded, and ready to rumble!

Do I need to already have a product or product idea?

Nope. That’s what the first part of the class will help you with.

How’s all that goodness delivered? What do I get?

Here’s how the class works:

Power-packed, hilarious, and brain-mushing lessons are delivered semi-weekly by email in PDF form. Think of each lesson as an entire book on that topic, boiled down to the one, essential, groundbreaking chapter.

Each lesson comes with its own workbook. You will not only work on your product, but prep yourself for success by analyzing other businesses and incredibly useful things of that nature.

Lessons are semi-weekly because some lessons take more time for you to complete them successfully than others. Some lessons will come right after each other, others give you an extra week in between to get stuff done.

You get to keep these lessons and workbooks forever (compiled into a single PDF for easy portability), so you can come back to them when you need a refresher, or use them anew for each new product you create.

During the class, and for 2 months afterwards, you’ll get access to an always-on forum, patrolled daily by yours truly and helper elves, and my personal email for bouncing ideas & butt-kicking. (No patrolling in December, though, and the patrolling won’t be daily for the 2 months post-class. You can always email me, though!)

We’ll have five live group phone calls (one every month — yes, even including December!). These are perfect for Q&A.

There are 6 audio lessons, narrated by yours truly, in MP3 format, 3 in November and 3 in January. They are more story than the written lessons: what I’ve done, what’s worked for me and what hasn’t, what my plans are and why, how I’ve fucked up and how I’ve fixed it. Don’t worry, they’re not sob fests or long-winded In my day rambles. If you love a shot of inspiration with your matter-of-fact teaching, concrete real-world examples to anchor ideas, these are perfect for you.

Dude, how much time does this take?

The first month and a half will take between 3-6 hours of your time each week. More, if you’re super-dilligent (and I hope you are!).

From then on out, it varies a lot — many of the lessons are geared towards you learning, but spending most of your time on actually, you know, building your product.

Then there are a couple intense ones right at the end, like writing your sales page.

For the absolute best results, plan to dedicate at least 10 hours a week to the class/your product, over the whole course. (Remember – December off is a great opportunity to work hard!)

Remember, if you won’t make the time commitment, the work won’t get done… and you won’t have a business you can count on. I can’t do the work for you!

Can I do the whole lesson in my pajamas? (PS – that’s code for naked)?

Yep. You will never have to appear on video.

Super, anything else I need to know?

Yep — there are only 75 seats available. Small is good, small is personal, small is effective. I like big dreams and small classes. The last class sold out, and this one will too.

What else? Oh yes. I am a cruel task master.

You are expected to do the work, and the workbooks. In fact, Veil Ve Haff Vays Of Talking You Into Doing Ze Vorkbook — I am a persuasion ninja — but if you don’t have full intentions of doing the work, you’re not going to get half as much out of the class.

I’ve made the lessons as useable, fun and non-douchey as possible. To call them “no-fluff” would be an understatement. They are, in fact, the anti-fluff.

Also: I am happy to answer your questions and provide advice by email.

Also: people with Tippy Top Secret plans need not apply. Everybody in Launch Class is on the honor system, and nobody is interested in stealing your idea. More importantly, stealing an idea is the least thing you have to worry about, as ideas are worthless and common as dirt. If you aren’t up for discussing, if you won’t try to conquer that particular anxiety, you’re not going to get as much out of the class as somebody who is more brave and less precious about her thoughts.

Can I really be sure the course is for me?

The two biggest things you need to bring to class are:

  • Willingness to work it — the desire to change your life, especially your professional life, but really, all of it, because there’s no such thing as work-life separation, and
  • Skills to create. That’s why this course is perfect for developers and designers with developer-y inclinations. That doesn’t mean you have to be a world-class at anything. If you developer-y at all, but you’re willing to kick ass with video, with writing, with teaching, then you should be good.

You’ll notice that nowhere did I say “You have to be a perfect worker. Procrastinators and flakes need not apply.” That’s because of the magic of love. If you are really willing to work it, we can work on your procrastination. There’s a whole section for that. If you feel you’re more desperate than normal, I’ll send you the lesson in advance and we’ll talk about it.

Interesting, you haven’t mentioned the price yet.

Of course. That’s because I wanted you to see how amazing the class was before I told you, cuz it’s a little bit expensive: $750.

Keep in mind that $750 is less than one-credit hour (1/3rd of a class!) at most business schools. And it’s going to earn you a lot more money in return than half of the cheapest new 3D television. Or, heck, the 60,000 mile maintenance on your Toyota.

Maybe you’re not used to shelling out for your own life-changing training. I get it. But think about the other things you’d spend that money on, and what they get you in return, really.

Freckle made more than $1,000 in its very first month of billings, with all the same kinda stuff I’m about to teach you. Our ebook made $6,000 when we launched it.

If you do the legwork and you follow thru, the lessons practically guarantee you’ll earn back the cost of this class. The marketing stuff alone will do it for you. This stuff pays.

Oh yeah, did I mention only 75 seats? That price premium means I get to keep the class small so I can give you personal support.

Sooo, what if I don’t like it?

If at any time you feel like you’re not getting your money’s worth, I’ll give you a full refund. Yes, that means if you’re halfway through the Class and you decide it’s not helping you, you get a full refund. All I ask is that you put in the effort on the workbooks before giving up, and if you’re stuck, give me an opportunity to help you first.

Can’t get less risky than that.

Sign me up.

Yes ma’am, yes sir.

UPDATE: Tickets are now on sale! Book yours here

As of writing (Oct 14 at noon, CET), nearly half are sold, in under 18 hours. Woo!

Questions?

No worries, here’s a list of FAQs, drawn from real emails potential attendees have sent me. And no, my answer is not always “You should definitely come to the class.” I’d rather have a class full of people who will kick butt and use what they learn, than have a full class.

Still got questions? I got answers! Email me direct.

See you in class!